Story of my life
Sometimes people are too serious and sometimes people are not serious enough.
One day I’ll have to learn to deal with this. Today is not that day.
Thursday November 19, 2009 at 3:50
I’m posting this as a “Before” screenshot of my voter registration information. I’m heading to the County Clerk’s office in about 10 minutes to make a change I never expected to make. Farewell (D), I will never forget you. And please know, this hurts me, a lot. A lot a lot.
Say it ain’t so! To quote Ghostbusters, “Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!”
Reblogged lovingly from The Smallest Sprout.
Thursday November 19, 2009 at 1:50
“edit: one taco per day is not ALL I eat. but it is a daily diet staple… breakfast, lunch, snack, dinner… I LOVE TACOS!”
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I just now declared that tacos are my favorite food. I agree that they can, and should really, be eaten all day, everyday.
Thursday November 19, 2009 at 11:58
I'm totally asking for a pull-up bar for Christmas.
You know, just continuing the Em lovefest. I’m up her ass and up front about it.
Me too. Team Emily has better abs and better shoes.
Reblogged lovingly from I need an adult!.
Wednesday November 18, 2009 at 3:47
My boss and I were discussing the current haggard look being perpetrated by one Mrs. Katie Holmes Cruise and decided that it was not the I’m-going-to-start-a-new-haggard-trend (ala the boyfriend jeans of this summer), but instead a I’m-a-serious-actress-with-no-time-to-shower haggardness. Isn’t she cute trying to maximize her cred? Let’s see what “serious” working-on-her-craft movie comes out in 6 months, yes?
Photo via the fabulous - thediaryofsuricruise
Reblogged lovingly from Suri Cruise Is Magic!.
Wednesday November 18, 2009 at 1:55
missashleyjheidler:heylaney:allthingsalishan:mascarah
A little guac trick from your favorite Mexican (ahem, me)? Fresh lime juice AND… wait for it, fresh orange juice. Heavenly.
Reblogged lovingly from miss.aj's.musings.
Wednesday November 18, 2009 at 9:18
Dear Macho, You are a jerk for flaunting your snuggliness whilst I was lacing up my work booties this morning. Love, mama
Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 11:36
Problems into Solutions
Shopping trip to Target in T-minus 25 minutes to replace too short dress with cute, new, longer dress. My meeting at 2 p.m. will never know… mwah-hahahaha.
Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 11:04
Dear Self,
You are waaaay too curvy to be showing this much leg, albeit covered in tights and boots, at work. Do not, I repeat for your benefit, do not wear this dress to work again.
(Dear Tumblr, Should I have the nerve to slink off to the full-length mirror in the bathroom I’ll show you.)
Thanks in advance,
Self
Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 10:51
What song was No. 1 on the day you were born?
I Swear All-4-One
I Will Always Love You - Whitney Huston
If Wishes Came True - Sweet Sensation
This Is How We Do It - Montell Jordan (omfg, arttm. xD)
The Sign - Ace Of Base
Wind Beneath My Wings -Bette Midler
Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-Lot. Oh God.
Eternal Flame - The Bangles
Let’s Hear It For The Boy - Deniece Williams - YES
Ebony & Ivory - Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder. Live together in perfect harmony.
Also, the fact that a majority of these reblogs are songs that I have vivid middle school memories of is, at best, unsettling. The fact that I remember transcribing the words to The Sign from a cassette tape to a sheet of loose-leaf notebook paper is also unsettling.
Reblogged lovingly from On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
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